Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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