he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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