He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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