I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
did i just pee glitter
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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