I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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