Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
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