I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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