I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Well I just put wine in my tea
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
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