Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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