I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Randomize
