We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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