I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
