: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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