god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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