this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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