Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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