one might say we're banned from that church
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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