She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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