i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Randomize
