New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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