i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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