so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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