I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I know her cup size but not her name....
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