It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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