Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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