There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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