Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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