then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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