Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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