all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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