But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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