As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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