I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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