i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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