is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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