I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
and she was petting her beer can
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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