I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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