Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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