she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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