So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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