Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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