I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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