He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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