Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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