How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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