I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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