Its about making memories worth repressing
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
