where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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