A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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