garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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