and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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