Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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