playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It's blow job season.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Terrible idea I love it
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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