that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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