singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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