I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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