yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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