no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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