and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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